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Somebody thinks I’m warm!

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March 7, 2015
Tagged as: #BlackOut, Amber @AmberPodcast, Ben Carson Prison Gay Inmates, bigot Paster Scott Lively, Black Sexy Geeky and Mental podcast, Canada border, chonilla, Episode 508, Men love big butt’s, Salvation Army ad campaign., song second verses, unlock cell phone, Why is it so hard to see black and blue

Episode 508 | Amber P.

Ben Carson chooses to not be gay!

Eldiabloszone gets us all choked up.

#blackout

“I see myself as sexy. If you are comfortable with it, it can be very classy and appealing.“- Aaliyah

Episode 507 | Dino Red via @

Leonard Nimoy, Spock of ‘Star Trek,’ Dies at 83
What was the reason to start the Shiznit Podcast
What is HSP (Highly Sensitive Person) Is this you?
Are you easily overwhelmed by such things as bright lights, strong smells, coarse fabrics, or sirens nearby?
There’s a lot of debate about the color of the dress. via Buzzfeed
Some of the comments on the Forum
Parents explain where babies are made and it’s amazing…
Jamie DeWolf L. Ron Hubbard’s Great-Grandson Spills The Family Secrets On How Scientology Started.
Kelly Osbourne Quits ‘Fashion Police’ After Zendaya Controversy.
Muslim woman asked to remove her hijab by a #Quebec judge
Judge refuses to hear hijab-wearing Muslim woman’s case
Madonna Fights Back: Inside Rolling Stone’s New Issue
51 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Los Angeles

“Yo, just because I want to, it don’t mean I will
And just because I’m angry, it don’t mean I’d kill
And just because she looks good, it don’t mean I’d hit it
And just because I’m horny, it don’t mean i’m widdit
Just because I make records, don’t mean that I’m gassed
And just because I’m rapping, don’t mean I chase ass
Just because I’m whylin, don’t mean I can’t stop
I got discipline baby and I use it a lot” — GURU

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Burt’s Dickwax

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February 21, 2015
Tagged as: #BS90210, chonilla, Clove and Sherley, comedy, interracial podccast, montreal talk show, personal journal, society and culture

Episode 506 | Rashanii

Clove and I we’re their guest on the Single Simulcast:
- Episode 134: Do You Know Who the F*ck I AM?
He did a freestyle on a Hawt Mic Show
Where does the name ‘Phat man Wyld’ come from?
I had no idea that the song ‘at the copa cabana’ is about some guy named Rico getting shot up at the club.
Did you wanna say anything about the Seahawks this year?
I learned a bunch of cool math with some gift.
Our Chonilla twitter is now @Chonilla!
Cindy Crawford is getting old.
A Muslim cleric in Saudi Arabia has some serious catching up to on his astrophysics.
We saw our buddy Dayo in the trailer for ‘The Book of Negros’
Nestlé is planning to stop using artificial colors and flavors in its candy bars.
Some guy is selling a t-shirt with the image of a shoulder holster on it.
Empire is stealing chase’s Chonilla posts
Afroman punched a lady in the face at one of his concerts.
Toronto mother faces charges after boy found wandering naked in cold
Watch Jesse Williams’ Response When Asked If Beyonce and Jay Z Are Doing Enough Social
I AM SO EXCITED About our new Babysitter! via Newsy
Google makes a kid-friendly YouTube app.
Mo’Nique: I Was “Blackballed” After Winning My Oscar
The Entire Book of Deuteronomy - Same shit, different book!
The Most Egregious 2015 Oscar Nomination Snubs
Drinkify.org
Single Simulcast - Sin and Solace - The Dr3am Team - Single Simulcast Fan Page - Black Podcasters United Fan Page

“Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.” — Saint Francis of Assisi

Episode 503

Post by Virgin Radio Toronto.

“Rape is rape. And the idea that we should be parsing, and qualifying, and slicing what types of rape we are talking about, doesn’t make sense to the American people, and certainly doesn’t make sense to me. So what I think these comments do underscore, is why we shouldn’t have a bunch of politicians, a majority of whom are men, making healthcare decisions on behalf of women.” — Barack Obama

Hey Dean, Shut UP!

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Episode 502

“I don’t have any terrific self-esteem issues but I do sometimes realise I’ve been too lucky and that I’m over-praised. It makes me nervous. I have this sense of being overrated.” — Christopher Hitchens

You ruined the whole racism flow!

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January 31, 2015
Tagged as: 501, Black Mirror Netflix, California elementary racist, climb niagara falls, Comcast asshole, CRTC superbowl, episode 501, Ghostbusters, Numbers 25-27 NIV, Obama Muslim

Episode 501

Ed and his boo.
Numbers 25-27 - There’s a new sheriff in town.
Parents are pissed at a California elementary school employee due to a racist Facebook posts
Why porn is exploding in the Middle East
It’s about freaking time CRTC superbowl baby!
Some people in Texas still think Obama is Muslim.
White people like to climb frozen waterfalls in Niagara.
Old white racists in Missouri like to remind black people that they hung their relatives back in the good ol’ days.
Comcast likes to call its customers assholes when they want to scale back on their services.
My surprise on how many people are not happy with the Ghostbusters Re-Boot
Thoughts on Black Mirror on Netflix
17 Hilarious Lies Told To Kids From Their Parents
Q: Zane C via Facebook Page back in Jun 21, 2013
Facebook
Alysia S. C “listening to ‘i’m not into black dudes’ and wondering is the term ‘First-Peoples’ the Canadian equivalent of native american? or is that a Chonilla-ism?”
Masters of the 80’s

“The great thing about McDonald’s is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads.”- Beyonce Knowles

Episode 499

How Did We Get Here: Ferguson to Philadelphia - Leslie’s MLK D.A.R.E. speech
Chaslyn and Michael – Baltimore, MD
Funny cute thing Tia said in the car to her sister while on the way to school… (earth)…
So we saw an interesting movie “Doing The Right Thing during School Daze with a hint of Jungle Fever Movie” = Dear White People … IT WAS…
The Interview is genius in a weird way and Frontline: Documentary report in North Korea.
Bad music on Empire is Blee
Bag if rice on the bus.
Finished The Zombie Survival Guide today.
Racist kids who like to be bullies, usually have racist parent who like to bully their kids.
Saudi Arabia is the birth place of Islam and 90-year-old King Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz Al Saud passed away.
Skymall filed for bankruptcy.
An asshole in Minnesota wheeled his dead mother into a bank to try to drain her account.
Legendary American sniper Chris Kyle is a f**kin liar, and will be played by Bradley Cooper.
Pot doesn’t damage your lungs nearly as much as tobacco does.
The Canadian Military only get 49 bullets a year to train with.
American company RWC will be manufacturing AK-47’s America now.
Ke’onte is one of the bravest young men I have heard of.
Black people are tired of trying extra hard to get along with white people.
Aaron for BAP is half Canadian, and Inderjit is 100% Canadian!
An unarmed man Jerame Reid was shot and killed by police 25 min away from where Leslie and Drew live.
You can send a bill to all the no show’s for your kid’s birthday party’s now.
Mayor of Paris is planning to sue Fox News for being assholes!
Amber Rose’s Family Members Skipped Out on Wedding to Wiz Khalifa Because He’s Black
Light-Skinned Black Women on the Pain of Feeling They’re “Not Black Enough
Target Canada Workers Feel Left In The Dark As Stores Close
They Won’t Work For Free On Logo For Canada’s 150th Birthday
Did Plymouth man take his dead mom into bank to make cash withdrawal?
B.S. 90210 Numbers 22-24 - That’ll do donkey… That’ll do.
10 Questions You Probably Don’t Know You Should Never Ask Your Partner

Mike and Chaslyn 3

Mike and Chaslyn 2

Mike and Chaslyn 5

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“A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be that profound secret and mystery to every other.” ― Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

Episode 498

I hate my lack of attention.
I hate it when people fake engage you just to make you sound needy.
Vivica Fox said Bill Cosby was not ‘Rapey’ when she worked with him.
You can be pregnant without even knowing it.
Three more women are saying they were assaulted by Rape Dad.
Al Sharpton doesn’t use Viagra
Nike is finally gonna make self-lacing ‘Back to the Future’ shoes.
Mocking Muhammad is still getting people killed
Kendrick Lamar blames God for Iggy Azalea
Fracking is causing earthquakes in Irving Texas. That’s 11 earthquakes in 24 hours.
The second amendment for the right to bear arms will now be specifically taught to children in South Carolina.
Green comet Lovejoy can be seen in the night sky for the next couple of months.
Swedish pop star Zara Larson calls bullshit on guys claiming their dick is too big to wear a condom.
Bail-bondsmen are losing money in New York because of the recent drop in arrests.
Two years of community college will soon be free for anyone who’s willing to work for it.
No homeless people allowed in the Hotel du Pont in Wilmington Delaware
Not supposed to wear denim to a police funeral.
Black men in Toronto were stopped by police more often than the stop and frisk in NYC.
Hotel du Pont cancels reservation for homeless on Christmas
Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair suspends controversial practice of carding
B.S. 90210 Numbers 21 NIV - It’s on like Donkey Kong!
Top 10 facts about the KKK
21 Hidden Things You Probably Missed From Your Favorite Disney Movies
Relationship Q&A from Gary preference or racists?
I Saw this on reddit - My neighbor friend of 10 years erected a confederate flag WTF what do I do?

“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do.” — Steve Jobs

Episode 497 | Charles the spy

There’s a band called A Great Big World where according to them, they play music in a “joyous kind of way.” They came up with a song called “Everyone Is Gay.” The song is catchy, so get ready to be hooked.
I made a mistake, I let myself get sucked into #HowardsVortex aaaaah Related to this facebook post] he tagged me and Leslie on…
Almost had no-show notes tonight!
Phylicia Rashad doesn’t believe the rape claims against Bill Cosby
image via abc news
Ticks carry viruses that could start the Zombie apocalypse
NYC cops think they can stop cars with their hands and faces
NAACP in Colorado Springs was bombed as a hate crime.
More than nine-in-ten members of the United States House and Senate (92%) are Christians
Game of Thrones is going to be shown on the big screen in Imax theaters in LA.
Corporations are making a ton of money from prisoners and their families
Fusion energy is almost here!
83 people were beheaded in Saudi Arabia last year for crimes like drug smuggling, sorcery and apostasy.
Quebecers can drink their asses off!
Oklahoma wants to make it illegal to wear hoodies.
Manspreading’ is an epidemic on the NYC Transit system.
Kentucky police need additional training to keep their service weapon holstered and keeping their fingers off the trigger.
African-American Conservative Dr. Ben Carson blames Obama for all the racial tension lately.
Our friend Leslie from the Interracial Jawn Podcast is going to speak at the MLK DARE Philadelphia March in Jan 19th
Rudy Huxtable was fired from celebrity apprentice because she didn’t want to call Rape Dad for charity money.
#BlackBrunchNYC is making brunch uncomfortable for white people.
You can get free haircuts in jail.
You can beat someone in the face until the look like a zombie.
Charles is the savviest traveler I know.
Samson from the bible was thirsty as hell!
Kids lose their minds when they see giant versions of their favorite foods.
Malcolm X’s interview with Mike Wallace on 60 min is still relevant
Steve Harvey is still blaming women for rape culture.
DiphallicDude does like the way condoms feel so he doesn’t practise safe sex.
Limestone County Alabama still suffers from racial terrorism.
Rev. James David Manning, pastor of Harlem’s Atlah World Missionary Church thinks gay people should be stoned to death
KKK’s White Pride Radio wants to remind white people in Arkansas that’s it’s not racist to love your people. I wonder if Mia ford has seen this billboard.
Turning Action Into Law to Stop Police Killings (Facebook group)
Teacher Does Student’s ‘Tangled’ Hair, Posts Photos On Facebook
10 Facts About Red heads.
SAY NO TO AN ASSHOLE STORY! Jillian Paige
‘PSST!’ Finally a private messenger that is truly incognito.
FB FORUM QUESTIONS? Inderjit Kaur Kainth January 5 at 7:09pm · Winnipeg
Protester gets 9 months for promoting hatred against Muslims via The Star
Clove did you ever want to make your mermaid dreams come true!
B.S. 90210 Numbers 16-20 - No promise land for you!

“If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.” — Bruce Lee

Episode 496

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IF you wish to be a writer then don’t wait until you write the “great American novel” for they aren’t written they are created. If you don’t write at all you won’t know how “great” that simple book can be.

-- Shiree McCarver

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