The mullet was a plague that ravished mainly white males.

Since its first appearance as 'Hockey Hair', I was confused thinking guys who sported it were saying: "Hey everyone, I play hockey!" without having to say anything. Then, a strain of the mullet virus made its way into the WWE when it was still called the WWF. As if the tight bathing suits on sweaty body builders wasn't gay enough, they sported large lion like mullet manes to make them look way more intimidating, but in fact it had the opposite effect, it made those wrestlers seem even more friendly and cuddly. Once the mullet reached Hollywood, there was no stopping the full on pandemic and near the beginning of the 90's mullets took over. I am so glad we have finally seen the wicked ways of the mullet and have laid it to rest forever.

I dare you to find a mullet that made anyone look like a badass… Didn't think so.